tumblr helped me to be more considerate and open-minded but it also made me a lot snarkier oh man
everyon e on my dash makes me extremely happy andi dont know why bu t
gosh i love u all so much y___y
(Also I have queued this post for June 19th at 5:00 pm so if this doesn’t work properly ignore it until then.)
UGH BITTERBLUE CAN’T STOP READING
UGH KATSA AND PO
UGH SAF AND BITTERBLUE
UGH UGH UGH I CAN’T TAKE THIS
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
I shoot a hot load inside of your pussy and you scream slightly as you are overwhelmed by the volume of my creamy man potion. My energy life which lets people… be reborn. And u get the privledge to be the chosen one to attain it.
dad just started screaming WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY PANTS
WHAT THE HELL
IS IN THESE PANTS
IS IT A BASEBALL HAT OR SHIT
WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY PANTS
oh my god
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH TOILET PAPER.
THERE’S ENOUGH TO SLEEP ON.
AND TO EAT ON.
AND HAVE DINNER GUESTS.
I EVEN MADE A CASTLE OUT OF IT.
Why is there so much…
im already kind of scared haaajhsdfghdfh
but i am„„,heading to bed now so!! good night everyone i hope you all have a marvelous day/night/whatever the hell it is 4 u!! v u v <3
id sell my fuckin soul to play disgaea 3 ohm y god
wow dad way to start bitching at me as soon as u get home